EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE!!!

Hello!I am Lifty!Yes Shifty's brother...I love to steal!Especially from Lumpy...dimwitted moose...ANYWAY.Me and Shifty even tried to steal Mime's stuff...Even though HE IS A MIME!!!Mime is such a square!!Me and my bro can always get what we want!Either you give it up or we take it ourselves!So if I come by your page and ask for somthing...you had better give it or you wont see it tomorrow!I can score a perfect 300 in bowling.Oh and did I mention my brother,Shifty,has a gambling problem?HAHA!!!It is soo funny to see him lose his mind over gambling at the casino we always go to!Oh and if you see Splendid around these parts tell him to GET LOST!!! I dont want to see his face around here!!!

Me and Shifty have gotten arrested 14 times!We can always break out easily though!!!Usually the jailguard is Handy which makes it super easy to escape!If its not Handy its The Mole guarding jail...How stupid are the police who assign them anyway?It is just toooooo easy for me!

You can look at anything on this page but DONT STEAL!If you do I might just drop by your page and see what I can keep!

Ehehehehehehehehehehehehehee!!!!!!!

-Lifty

P.S.Dont I steal better than Shifty?If you think so leave a comment!