Hey guys! 

 

I know it's been a while since we've talked.  I'm sorry, it's not you, it's me.  I joined the rebellion and went off to fight the Empire.  Turns out, one of the leaders of the Empire was my real father, which I still think is impossible but what are ya going to do?  Anyway, long story…

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Hey guys!  Long time no blog post.  Sorry for being absent, I've been really busy.  Did you know they have this thing that's a paddle with a ball attached to it with a stretchy string? When you hit the ball it comes right back!  It's amazing!  My record is 3.

 

Anyway, I just wanted to let…

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Hello, gang! Wow! It's been a while since I've posted anything but as you can see, stories of my demise has been greatly exaggerated. Well, maybe some parts of the stories were true. Like how I single-handedly saved that village in Burma from an evil dictator's rule by slaughtering his soldiers with every weapon I can get my hands on... or was that Rambo? It's hard to separate that anymore.…



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